5 word story....

[A Mum]

Okay, and oldie, but a goodie

I know this did the rounds on this site a few years ago,
but it can be a lot of fun and we have new members who may not have been involved before... like me

Basically you add three words following the last post and we make a continous story.
You can only add 3 words, no more, no less.

[A Mum]

I went to ...

[magpie in the 80's]

the shops today

[A Mum]

and I saw

[magpie in the 80's]

the strangest thing

[brod]

coming from her

[magpie in the 80's]

black mercedes benz

[A Mum]

Was this tiny

[magpie in the 80's]

incy wincy spider

[brod]

yet moving long

[Ron Burgundy]

was dirk diggler

[magpie in the 80's]

strutting around nicely

[Ron Burgundy]

showing off his

[magpie in the 80's]

large baggy trousers

[brod]

until they fell

[magpie in the 80's]

around his knees

[godoubleblues]

and he tripped

[MightyEagles]

and said S***

[GWW]

that hurt greatly

[A Mum]

I think I