English Championship 2019/20

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Just realised we didn't have a thread in place for this. Lad next to me at work is a big Leeds fan who just received this (think I've seen most of these but toward Liverpool fans lol):

Joke #20
Q: How do you stop a Leeds United fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Real Madrid jersey!

Joke #19
Q: What is the shortest book in the world called?
A: The Book of Intelligent Leeds Fans

Joke #18
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Leeds United fans can get laid too.

Joke #17
Q: What is the difference between a Leeds fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Joke #16
Q: What does an Leeds United fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.

Joke #15
Q: What does a Leeds United fan do when his team has won the Championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Joke #14
Q: How do you keep a Leeds fan from masterbating?
A: You paint the Manchester United logo on his dick and he won't beat it for years!

Joke #13
Q: If you see a Leeds fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? ?
A: It could be your bike.

Joke #12
Q: what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Leeds United fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Joke #11
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Joke #10
Q: How do you casterate a Leeds fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Joke #9
Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Leeds striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Joke #8
Q: How do you stop an Leeds United fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Real Madrid jersey!

Joke #7
Q: What is the new Leeds United official cologne creating a lot of buzz?
A: You wear it and the other guy scores.

Joke #6
Q: Why do Leeds players always look so happy?
A: Because when midgets run, the grass tickles their balls!

Joke #5
Q: What do you call an Leeds United fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Joke #4
Q: What do you call 5 Leeds United fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Joke #3
Q: What do Leeds United fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Joke #2
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Leeds United fan!

Joke #1
Q: what is the difference between a Leeds United fan and a vibrator?
A: A Leeds fan is a real dick.

[nuggety goodness]

Are there any other championship side followers here?

The way Stoke are going we'll be in League 1 come next May!!!

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[Senor Moto Gadili]

Are there any other championship side followers here?

The way Stoke are going we'll be in League 1 come next May!!!

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Very early days .... don't panic.
From previous posts I think @The Real Number 3 and @mighty_tiger_79 support Birmingham City.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Yeah Im a Brum fan

[mighty_tiger_79]

Brum again robbed this morning.
Clear handball in the box that blind Freddy could see... but the ref's missed it... somehow

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[mighty_tiger_79]

Wayne Rooney new manager at birmingham

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Wayne Rooney new manager at birmingham

Sacked after 83 days.

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Looks like they will be relegated now.