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Den of Thieves with Gerard Butler.

16 hours on planes recently and I watched one movie and it was a steaming pile of macho cliche riddled shit.

Don't watch it.
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I am going to see "Meg" tonight... About the big shark... Being dragged to it. I am putting it here now, to save my time later
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woodublieve12 wrote:I am going to see "Meg" tonight... About the big shark... Being dragged to it. I am putting it here now, to save my time later


Dragged by who?
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HH3 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:I am going to see "Meg" tonight... About the big shark... Being dragged to it. I am putting it here now, to save my time later


Dragged by who?


just being a nice guy... the 3 other people going are super keen to see it...
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the meg, certainly not the worst movie ive seen... But should have gone straight to DVD
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Mrs HH3 put A Wrinkle In Time on last night.

She's a Disney nut, and even she was a bit bored.

I ended up pulling my Tab out and watching police interrogations on Youtube instead.
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The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.
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HH3 wrote:The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.


I am guessing your rating out of 10 for this movie, would be nun?
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Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.


I am guessing your rating out of 10 for this movie, would be nun?


Ah shit. I missed my shot at that one.

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Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.


I am guessing your rating out of 10 for this movie, would be nun?

Obviously, you'd have to use cardinal numbers.
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Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.


I am guessing your rating out of 10 for this movie, would be nun?

Obviously, you'd have to use cardinal numbers.

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Hereditary
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Zombiebeavers on Netflix, so bad it was nearly good but not
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Hazbeen wrote:Beaverzombies on Netflix, so bad it was nearly good but not


Haha I saw this come up on Netflix last night... is there at least some boobies to look at??
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Tiger83 wrote:
Hazbeen wrote:Beaverzombies on Netflix, so bad it was nearly good but not


Haha I saw this come up on Netflix last night... is there at least some boobies to look at??


Yes boobies and some bedroom action
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Hazbeen wrote:Zombiebeavers on Netflix, so bad it was nearly good but not


Came up on mine as well

The name is pretty good just by itself
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The Shape of Water was on Fox the other day. Not normally my cup of tea but as it won a Best Picture Oscar, I thought I would give it a go. Watched it to the end, mainly to see if it could get any more awful. It did.
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Hudson Hawk

I'm intrigued with bad moves - I don't know why, however I wonder how these ever get made. This one isn't good. It's a cross between something good and Mask and something bad and Roger Rabbit. I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Kahuna wrote:The Shape of Water was on Fox the other day. Not normally my cup of tea but as it won a Best Picture Oscar, I thought I would give it a go. Watched it to the end, mainly to see if it could get any more awful. It did.


So the opposing movies where just as shite then (I imagine)?
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Apparently 'Holmes & Watson' is getting some really bad press. People leaving after 10-15 minutes and ripping it to shreds on social media.
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