Re: Things that make you laugh
Wait, so there are designated spots?

Booney wrote:Wait, so there are designated spots?
wenchbarwer wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Wait, so there are designated spots?
You just don't mess with people's routine, I used to be first in so it was simple.
My OCD is off the record, a friend freaked out the other day when she looked in my fridge, her comment "Wow, your fridge is more organised than my life".
Lightning McQueen wrote:Had a woman start with us Monday, her manager showed her around and showed her where we park, told her there are no designated spots (there's about 8 spaces all up for management).
I came in yesterday and I was on the phone to my daughter when I've come around the corner and gone "oh dear, this isn't good", daughter says "Is someone in your spot?" The answer was yes.
I walked in and seen her manager and said "Gee, someone is messing with my OCD" He knew straight away what had happened and began laughing.
He then said "I'll go let her know, problem is, she parked in my spot yesterday so I had to point that out to her despite me telling her the day before that there's no designated spots".
When I first started a chick told me that it's open slather, I parked in her spot on day two and it was like I shat on her windscreen, I've had the same spot since day 3 and my car was generally the guide for everyone else's spot unitl recently with my later journey to the office.
New girl has the spot next to mine now and everyone is happy.
RB wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Had a woman start with us Monday, her manager showed her around and showed her where we park, told her there are no designated spots (there's about 8 spaces all up for management).
I came in yesterday and I was on the phone to my daughter when I've come around the corner and gone "oh dear, this isn't good", daughter says "Is someone in your spot?" The answer was yes.
I walked in and seen her manager and said "Gee, someone is messing with my OCD" He knew straight away what had happened and began laughing.
He then said "I'll go let her know, problem is, she parked in my spot yesterday so I had to point that out to her despite me telling her the day before that there's no designated spots".
When I first started a chick told me that it's open slather, I parked in her spot on day two and it was like I shat on her windscreen, I've had the same spot since day 3 and my car was generally the guide for everyone else's spot unitl recently with my later journey to the office.
New girl has the spot next to mine now and everyone is happy.
I'd love to see a documentary-style show about your office

Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Wait, so there are designated spots?
You just don't mess with people's routine, I used to be first in so it was simple.
My OCD is off the record, a friend freaked out the other day when she looked in my fridge, her comment "Wow, your fridge is more organised than my life".
I have work socks that are embroidered Monday through Friday.
I noticed one Tuesday morning I had my Thursday socks on. I went home and changed them.
Don't OCD me.
dedja wrote:What do you guys do when you’re at the pub and the volume on the big screen is at 37.5?
Pseudo wrote:Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Wait, so there are designated spots?
You just don't mess with people's routine, I used to be first in so it was simple.
My OCD is off the record, a friend freaked out the other day when she looked in my fridge, her comment "Wow, your fridge is more organised than my life".
I have work socks that are embroidered Monday through Friday.
I noticed one Tuesday morning I had my Thursday socks on. I went home and changed them.
Don't OCD me.
Was it sushi day? 'coz you woulda had to change your socks after lunchtime anyway...
Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Wait, so there are designated spots?
You just don't mess with people's routine, I used to be first in so it was simple.
My OCD is off the record, a friend freaked out the other day when she looked in my fridge, her comment "Wow, your fridge is more organised than my life".
I have work socks that are embroidered Monday through Friday.
I noticed one Tuesday morning I had my Thursday socks on. I went home and changed them.
Don't OCD me.
dedja wrote:What do you guys do when you’re at the pub and the volume on the big screen is at 37.5?
Pseudo wrote:Was it sushi day? 'coz you woulda had to change your socks after lunchtime anyway...
Lightning McQueen wrote:dedja wrote:What do you guys do when you’re at the pub and the volume on the big screen is at 37.5?
Ask for them to change it, has to be divisible by 5.
RB wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Had a woman start with us Monday, her manager showed her around and showed her where we park, told her there are no designated spots (there's about 8 spaces all up for management).
I came in yesterday and I was on the phone to my daughter when I've come around the corner and gone "oh dear, this isn't good", daughter says "Is someone in your spot?" The answer was yes.
I walked in and seen her manager and said "Gee, someone is messing with my OCD" He knew straight away what had happened and began laughing.
He then said "I'll go let her know, problem is, she parked in my spot yesterday so I had to point that out to her despite me telling her the day before that there's no designated spots".
When I first started a chick told me that it's open slather, I parked in her spot on day two and it was like I shat on her windscreen, I've had the same spot since day 3 and my car was generally the guide for everyone else's spot unitl recently with my later journey to the office.
New girl has the spot next to mine now and everyone is happy.
I'd love to see a documentary-style show about your office
Booney wrote:Pseudo wrote:Was it sushi day? 'coz you woulda had to change your socks after lunchtime anyway...
Look, we all know Thursday is sushi day and if you don't you're in no position to joke.![]()
See you Saturday at Alberton then?
Pseudo wrote:Booney wrote:Pseudo wrote:Was it sushi day? 'coz you woulda had to change your socks after lunchtime anyway...
Look, we all know Thursday is sushi day and if you don't you're in no position to joke.![]()
See you Saturday at Alberton then?
Only if you've got my picture in your wallet.
Lightning McQueen wrote:RB wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Had a woman start with us Monday, her manager showed her around and showed her where we park, told her there are no designated spots (there's about 8 spaces all up for management).
I came in yesterday and I was on the phone to my daughter when I've come around the corner and gone "oh dear, this isn't good", daughter says "Is someone in your spot?" The answer was yes.
I walked in and seen her manager and said "Gee, someone is messing with my OCD" He knew straight away what had happened and began laughing.
He then said "I'll go let her know, problem is, she parked in my spot yesterday so I had to point that out to her despite me telling her the day before that there's no designated spots".
When I first started a chick told me that it's open slather, I parked in her spot on day two and it was like I shat on her windscreen, I've had the same spot since day 3 and my car was generally the guide for everyone else's spot unitl recently with my later journey to the office.
New girl has the spot next to mine now and everyone is happy.
I'd love to see a documentary-style show about your office
It was like a morgue when I started here, and no one liked me because I had worked for the opposition, a couple of work shows and some improper innuendo and it's very happy place now, I call us Temu Seconds. I have the most stressful, constant role here but I love it, I love a challenge and love helping people out when they think there is no hope in achieving the near impossible.
Lightning McQueen wrote:dedja wrote:What do you guys do when you’re at the pub and the volume on the big screen is at 37.5?
Ask for them to change it, has to be divisible by 5.